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rufiozuko: Check out the “…” - That’s my sh*t!
chekhov: rosa parkour leaping over segregation
how to kiss
conversationparade: [step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing [step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length [step 3] move in for the kill
oh man yeah im gonna write a really sexy fanfic
owl-ler: lets use these sexy dice to see what im gonna write about …………………
homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.