May 2012
Remember when I said to read people's About Me's?
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Post slightly rustles jimmies.
Check blog.
“Abolitionist vegan. Straight edge. Egalitarian. Anti-statist. Anti-theist. Feminist. Race traitor. Apostate. VHEMT. Apostle of the Order That Shall Be.”
Goes on with life, jimmies no longer rustled.
Hate to break it to you
kush2loud:
tommyxvx:
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick... →
the-absolute-best-gifs:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
fortressofself:
“hold on mother fucker let me tell you why the way you live your life is total bull shit”
*yawn*
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
I do not understand
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Person constantly talks down to people they know who smoke weed, ie “will lead to harder drugs” spiel (lol), something to do with the Bible.
Yet.
Same person constantly drinks / gets plastered all the time.
Also they are still under age.
So.
I mean.
Watchwhat-is-this-i-dont-even:
In this video I eat an apple for 4:30, while listening to Beach House, as my computer frees memory and in turn fucks up major.
That is it.
That is what I do.
Top pick at Sundance.
randomlinktime:
eencrawford:
a blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair
April 2012
bokunotavr0s:
If you’re having a bad day
just remember
some people are actually offended by cartoon ponies.
queenston:
admiralpolandia:
sunday drive
i...
Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Dick: what
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
It's quite fun to google image search John...
flapperorslapper:
Need him with fireworks? Sure!
Want some sparkles? Check!
Would you like him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp? We got it!
Desire him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp, but prefer the color blue? No problemo!
Wouldn’t you just love him dressed up as Aladdin, complete with a magic lamp, but prefer the color blue AND would like a...
Phone Calls
*Emerald calls, odd since it's so early in the morning*
Me: Hello?
Me: ... Hello.
Me: You dialed me with your butt.
Me: You can't hear me, and you dialed me with your butt.
Me: And now you're singing Demi Lovato.
Me: Bye.
GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!
GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN!
GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!!
TT: This is so stupid.
Jake, please.
TT: Sorry Jake. The plan's in motion.
TT: Next stop, Boner City.
GT: SO THAT WAS THE PLAN ALL ALONG???
GT: TO GIVE ME A BONER???
TT: And you
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: ...
TT: Got one.
GT: YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
GT: OH...
GT: OH TEE HEE A FALSE ALARM I SEE VERY FUNNY COOL GUY!
GT: I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!
GT: YOURE BLUFFING YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME A PHANTASMAL ERECTION!
TT: Jake, please.
GT: THEN GO AHEAD! MAKE MY FUCKING DAY!
GT: IM READY FOR YOU. YOU THINK IM AFRAID? ILL TAKE YOUR BONER MAGIC LIKE A MAN!
GT: IM NOT ASHAMED! I WILL STAND TALL AND PROUD AT FULL MAST IN FRONT OF THIS PRETTY ALIEN!
GT: DO YOUR WORST YOU BASTARD!!!!!
TT: This is so stupid.
TT: Yeah you will. You're too fuckin' wishy washy.
TT: Between Dirk, spider ghost, Jane...
TT: Man, poor Jane.
GT: What? What about jane?
TT: You tell me.
TT: What was even the deal with that?
GT: Our last chat ended on very pleasant and amicable terms! She was upbeat and chipper as ever. I fail to see what reason one might have to feel sorry for her.
TT: Uh, yeah. You totally read her like a book.
TT: Really handled that conversation like a champ.
GT: Wait... didnt i?
TT: Look out bitches. It's Jake "Casanova Ladyslayer" English. He's packing heat, and is frequently able to parse the literal meaning of things women say.
